You gotta check out this website. It’s wonderful, and yet nauseating simultaneously. It’s called You’ve Been Left Behind. In essence, the group gets people to subscribe to their service. Their service is to send out emails to all your unsaved friends and family after Jesus has returned and of course, taken you up to heaven. How will they know when the rapture has occurred. Well, they have a group of people who they are certain are ‘saved.’ These people must log into their server every 1-3 days. If a certain number of this small group of people fails to sign in, then there will be mass emails sent out because the rapture has occurred. What a brilliant idea – taking advantage of naive Christians. If only I would have thought of the idea.

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2 Responses to Raptured!!!

  1. Brittnee says:


  2. Justin says:

    Blaine – this reminds me of the satire I used to write for Heemstra’s website. Go here – http://heemstrahall.com/readingroom/newsarchive/ – and click on ‘end of the world reflections’ by Justin Pannkuk. I think you’ll enjoy. Perhaps they were written in too negative of a tone, but I think I’ll get away with it.
    enjoying your blog,


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